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So Get This… I recently decided I needed an outdoor hobby. I’m not the most athletic guy I know, and not the most coordinated so I chose golf. I’m not that good yet but I can get by. So I mention to Kyle that we should go golfing at Sharp Park. I had never done a full 18 holes in one day before so we decided to get two golf carts. By the way kyle brought Nick. Nick is a wall muscle and once tackled tony making him cough blood for several days after. So here is the scene. We are some where around the 13th hole. Kyle has placed his cart in reverse. I am standing behind his cart choosing a club to tee off with. Nick is driving his cart towards us. Nick then decides he will attempt to jump from his cart, while still moving, to kyle ’s parked cart, still in reverse. Some where while in mid jump he decides to land with his foot on the gas pedal of Kyles cart. (Keep in mind I am still behind kyle’s cart) At the same moment I have chosen my 9 iron and  turn away from kyles cart which I am still inches from.

“STOP” I yell as the moving cart hits the back of my knees. I thought it was going to break my ankle on the way down. The cart continues until I am flat on the ground and has run over half my body. By this point I am on the ground not moving and I hear Nick say “we have to get it off of him”. Nick lifts the cart off of me and claims he didn’t know the cart was in reverse. I find that hard to believe however because the cart makes a high pitched whistle when in reverse.

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