WWJB?
What is blogging? (Does it have two G’s?) And why is it when you buy a TV set the box only contains one? I suppose many things will remain a mystery until the return of Christ. To date our Sovereign Lord has not officially launched His own Blog, which I have requested many time, but if he did… WWJB? What would Jesus Blog? What would his Blog be about? I mean c’mon his last official press release is almost 2,000 years old now. He’s probably got a lot to say. (Someone remind me later to reserve, GOD.voxtropolis.com, just in case He changes His mind.) The truth is friends I don’t know what God would Blog, but If I did I wouldn’t tell you. At least not for free.
Hope is here however… Live not in your ignorance. I invented blogging 9 years ago as a way to ask the unpopular questions. Not only the questions others are afraid to ask, but also the questions people don’t even have. God may not be dishing out a visitor friendly 9 point list on how to blog better, but I am, sorta. To me a Blog isn’t an online version of those awful family newsletters people sent out quarterly.
(Insert Middle American Family Name Here) Spring Family Newsletter
(Insert picture of family at Grand Canyon or Stergis Bike Rally here)
Dad - bowled his first three hundred!
Mom - Created a new noodle suprise recipe!
Jimmy - Made all county soccer team!
Julie - Got an A in Art class!
James - Was accepted to U.C. Rub it in your face!
Jonathan- knows everything!!!
No my friends to me blogging is a chance to send my incoherent mumblings to the masses.
June 12th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Bill notes that it is too bad you didn’t name the first Blog ever, “MySpace.com”, instead of “js.net” back in freshman year…oh well, opportunity lost, opporutnity gained.
I’ve never heard of a quarterly family newsletter. Do you really get those in the mail?! Why do I often find myself feeling like you are exagerrating, yet you usually convince me that you aren’t???
June 12th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
if you want to win a free t-shirt, you have to leave a comment on the college vox. it’s a race between you, Alyssa & Jean for the 4th & 5th t-shirts.
June 12th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
I have one word for you, JS, inventor of blogging: Patents.
Next time.
June 12th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
welcome to the community =)
June 13th, 2006 at 3:56 pm
your shirt is on it’s way; it should be waiting for you in the kitchen next week or the following Monday night. it will be next to the cheese.
June 13th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
Nice lover pants. I didn’t get it but that’s okay. I don’t think I have ever fully understood you. But maybe that’s why I love you so much.
August 5th, 2006 at 3:21 am
Coming in WAYYY late - but I wholeheartedly concur with the definition of blogging as a way to broadcast one’s mumblings and meanderings out to anyone regardless of whether they care or not - what a great innovation! Oh, and I also concur with your comment about Joel Osteen that you left on Emily’s blog. I’m not alone!